I normally like Johnny Depp movies but very disappointed in this one. It did have some funny moments but not enough

The trailer for this movie looked awful so I went in thinking that it was going to be awful. In some cases, I would be proven wrong and end up enjoying the movie. But this was not one of those cases. This movie was one long, constant fart from beginning to end and the only thing that's shocking about this movie is how they managed to get a bunch of certifiable actors to do this movie.

This is a terrible idea for a movie. Johnny Depp channeling Austin Powers? What a horrible concept. I couldn't wait to leave the cinema 10 minutes into the movie. It is screaming with pretention and forced humor.

Mr. Depp need not agonize over his worst film as it has been eclipsed by this one.I kept thinking if I stay long enough then perhaps at some point I might actually become attached to the story, a character...something. I was desperate for some redeeming quality for my investment of time, only to find that the only feel good feeling that was to be afforded to me would be the rolling of the credits.